Dear Mr =stocknews,

Thank you for leaving your nasty nimminy pimminy messages on my page. I'm afraid your posts are most unsuitable for me at the present time as I spent the entire weekend writing the news article that you have summarily rejected. I can only presume it is DA policy to reject all news articles not submitted in ten foot high braille.
And yes, I am aware that it is traditionally bad form to respond to any kind of criticism or rejection, but in this as with all else, I am an innovator and as such I may freely address you as PISS MIDGET. Still there's time to change your views and I think you will when we meet and meet we most assuredly will. When I suck out your eyes and use them as stoppers for my ears to muffle the screams you will make as I headbut you into a fine paste.
I do hope you will not be disheartened by your sudden death.

Yours faithfully,
Team-Member-Number-Eight

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From the moment you flashed your teeth, I knew that we had to meet
Your face was the Mona Lisa, your ass was a masterpiece
Asked ya if you was married, and that's when you answered no
I asked if you had a nigga, and that's when you said fa sho